#I need to be castrated

[lottsaegg]

I need dick so bad. Well just a little bit anyway

[iningyi]

guys i think i have a pROBLEM

[godsworstson]

the hot one and no screen time. all the plot relevance my beloved <333

tag ur fave mines the only normal person and the gremlin

(insp)

[fauvester]

old man snoring noises

[wmnylander]

need to understand the psychology behind the men that incessantly hate on mitch because it’s baffling to me. auston is a bitch to the media 99% of the time yet mitch (rightfully) doesn’t want to talk about an injury that

a) he obtained against a team that we could end up playing in the first round

b) has kept him out of the lineup for the majority of the month in which we’ve been so up and down in his absence

and it’s the end of the world. “he’s whiny.” (they all are — they just show it in different ways). “he’s narcissistic.” (like i’ve literally seen that do you know how serious that word is and/or what it even means?????). “we don’t need him.” (so beyond false it makes me itch).

god forbid he’s a bit snarky about it

[endless-shrimp-tour]

As a non-vlb-er I am on my knees for the ppl making posts about vlb dico

I think about dico in this particular outfit a lot

[i-heartclones]

I know it was a serious moment but Hunters wet hair made me go into heat

[quixtrix]

so the manga right

[darkwood-sleddog]

you know i don't see accidental litters by themselves as a red flag necessarily, but when breeders are having them repeatedly (like at least once a year or so) i really begin to scrutinize their dog management. like you have been doing this so long. how is this still happening so frequently.

[sweaterangst]

yeon telling shin joo he got into a petty fight with another deity back in the day bc they stole the egg from his noodles and yeon Loves eggs. and then not even an hour later, he's in a restaurant with his baby brother. his annoying baby brother who says "if you're not going to eat your egg, give it to me" and yeon gives it to him. looking at him so fondly. im going to be sick

i finished watching tale of the nine tailed fuck my stupid baka life

[gregoftom]

pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this

[empress-hancock]

Oh this is hysterical

[silveryair]

Im going to be paying zero attention to this election for the next 24 hours i voted i did my time ect but someone please alert me if iowa flips blue I think a blue iowa is the funniest possible outcome and it will carry me through the coming months no matter what happens

[bitedontsuck]

NOOO‼️‼️STOP THIS AT ONCE. MADNESS

[divinekangaroo]

Thoughts from a sidelong chat: fiction / shows that tell stories in a way that make the audience realise how impossible certain power fantasies are tend to lose a large part of their audience along the way.

[daggernoballs]

cherry coke drip to the cherry removal doc