#I need to be castrated
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I need dick so bad. Well just a little bit anyway
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guys i think i have a pROBLEM
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the hot one and no screen time. all the plot relevance my beloved <333

tag ur fave mines the only normal person and the gremlin
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#love that you included jeff but not ehren#danger the forgotten one#every time i see jeff i go crazy#i need to be castrated#and you all know my thoughts on the devil <3#bam margera#dave england#johnny knoxville#ryan dunn#preston lacy#steve o#chris pontius#jeff tremaine#wee man#jason acuña#jackass#mtv jackass#repost.z
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in the age of extremes hobsbawm looks to explain the constant attempts at popular fronts between liberals, communists, socialists, and on the street, anarchists, from the interwar to the postwar, the Allies, and the popular governments before the onset of the cold war. his response is a line that's stuck with me for years: the difference between them and their enemies is that they all come out of the enlightenment, approve it, and want to extend its principles further, in their way; their enemies break with, rejecting it entirely.
the people we are against aren't conservatives, they're reactionaries. they break with the enlightenment and they're proud of it. they say so explicitly: see BAP, moldbug, thiel, etc., this is their presidency, the Vance presidency. there is no parliamentary procedure in the politics of moderation and contestation the way it's been attempted for the last decade to put them down. they need to be treated as enemies, ruthlessly
#'i need to become robespierre.'#this is NOT a post to left-criticize the enlightenment. you know who you are#e.g. if the NYT were not castrated they would run a headline saying TRUMP KILLS PLANE PASSENGERS WITH E.O.
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As a non-vlb-er I am on my knees for the ppl making posts about vlb dico
I think about dico in this particular outfit a lot
#forever indebted#need him so bad#I just#he’s so#plz dico the world isn’t the same without you#last year steveo had a podcast episode about dico maybe coming back#I NEED IT#i need to be castrated#SORRY YOU WHAT I JUST SAW THAT TAG#DOWN DOG DOWN#dicooooo 🩷🩷#brandon dicamillo
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need to understand the psychology behind the men that incessantly hate on mitch because it’s baffling to me. auston is a bitch to the media 99% of the time yet mitch (rightfully) doesn’t want to talk about an injury that
a) he obtained against a team that we could end up playing in the first round
b) has kept him out of the lineup for the majority of the month in which we’ve been so up and down in his absence
and it’s the end of the world. “he’s whiny.” (they all are — they just show it in different ways). “he’s narcissistic.” (like i’ve literally seen that do you know how serious that word is and/or what it even means?????). “we don’t need him.” (so beyond false it makes me itch).
god forbid he’s a bit snarky about it
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I know it was a serious moment but Hunters wet hair made me go into heat
#that man could not get any more fine#THEN WE GET A SHOT LIKE THAT#THEN DILF HUNTER#IN HIS GRANDPA SWEATER#SOMEBODY NEEDS TO CASTRATE ME#I NEED HIM BIBLICALLY#star wars#star wars tbb#tbb finale#the bad batch#tbb
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yeon telling shin joo he got into a petty fight with another deity back in the day bc they stole the egg from his noodles and yeon Loves eggs. and then not even an hour later, he's in a restaurant with his baby brother. his annoying baby brother who says "if you're not going to eat your egg, give it to me" and yeon gives it to him. looking at him so fondly. im going to be sick
i finished watching tale of the nine tailed fuck my stupid baka life
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you know i don't see accidental litters by themselves as a red flag necessarily, but when breeders are having them repeatedly (like at least once a year or so) i really begin to scrutinize their dog management. like you have been doing this so long. how is this still happening so frequently.
#dogblr#dog breeding#so much handwaving it away every time from some of these folks#like something needs to change here be it better management of males/females or castration or literally anything else than what is happenin#please keep in mind i have known several folks with accidental litters and not thought this of them#i am talking about the repetitive type of accidental litters#perhaps from people managing a few too many dogs
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so the manga right
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pretty sure i’ve seen romance movies with scenes like this
#tomgreg#where do i even start with t his horseshit okay here we fucking go.#so tom's first instinct is to go to greg when he's on shaky ground with shiv. the only way he feels safe is to have GREG with him.#who tf would want greg as an attack dog??!?!? lets be fucking real. when he says that i think he means just a dog. just someone loyal.#who loves him and won't dick him around. i think he's pretty tired of it by now.#he wants an alliance with like. ok in this show who would you pick to ally with. i love greg but he's abso useless in terms of skills that#would keep you safe. if anything TOM would keep HIM safe. in fact tom himself says who else has taken care of you. literally spells it out.#he even says greg is a joke; will fail; will fuck up; so what use does he have for tom other than companionship. other than love?#a dog might do tricks for you but your main reason for getting one is usually love. right? at least it should be. it would be in tom's case.#and don't even fucking get me STARTED on ''do you wanna come with me? ...sporus?" like girl.#you know what you told him about nero and sporus right. and now you're saying to him; yeah i was talking about you.#you and me. you're my favourite and i wasn't joking when i said i'd marry you.#the whole while tom is asking greg to be his attack dog his fuckin. eyes and expression we get it you're in love with him. like it's ridic.#and all this coming with phrasing it sounds like they're fucking ELOPING. I HATE IT!!!!!! SHUT UP! stop saying that fucking shit god. god#they are so annoying. anyway#the way tom's voice breaks as he says he has things to do [what things. will i find out later.] and the deal and!!#what am i gonna do with a soul anyways... i have you what do i need it for. and as that paragraph said somewhere. he castrates his soul.#then they giggle and are fucking annoying and greg'S HANDS LOOK LIK EHE'S ABOUT TO IDK. HUG TOM? AROUND THE MIDDLE MAYBE#or do something else. and then they just hug instead and i fucking. ugh. i've had enough tbh good fucking bye
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Im going to be paying zero attention to this election for the next 24 hours i voted i did my time ect but someone please alert me if iowa flips blue I think a blue iowa is the funniest possible outcome and it will carry me through the coming months no matter what happens
#i need that man who said he would castrate himself if it went blue backtrack on twitter i need it so bad#would also be funny for iowa to turn blue the moment i leave the state
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NOOO‼️‼️STOP THIS AT ONCE. MADNESS
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cherry coke drip to the cherry removal doc
#i need to be neutered#castrated sissy#cant do shit without your balls#cock and balls#no balls#daggernoballs
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the last 24 hours but no context




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i'm so serious this past month and a half i've been the dumbest i've ever been in my life
#there is. so much happening. and i am not handling any of it correctly#i need to be castrated and/or put down#rambles
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